Random Ponderings of a Coughing Man
While lying on the couch, waiting for my cough syrup to stop my coughing…my random thinking led to some random non-thoughts. (I don’t know what that would be either.) Allow me to share:
In my impaired state, if I was driving at the speed of light…what would happen if I turned on my headlights?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Has there ever been a mouse-flavored cat food?
I’m bald and have never looked at my driver’s license to what color they put in “Hair”. It’s …?
This then led me to wonder, are eyebrows “facial hair”?
If your child refused to take a nap would they be guilty of resisting a rest?
Vanilla ice cream is white, but vanilla extract is brown. Why?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
Is there an expiration on fortune cookie fortunes?
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
When people from France use profane language (cuss), do they say “Excuse my English?”
Does toilet bowl cleaner come in any other color than blue? (Did you really go look?)
OK, “fat chance”, and “slim chance” …mean the same thing. Right? Who came up with that one?
I really must talk to my Doctor about his choice in cough syrup.
I’m still lying on the couch…coughing. But, lying here I have had the time to consider my random thinking as I have looked at my ceiling for far too long. And, I’m proud to say I have come to a conclusion.
My ceiling needs re-painting.