How about a “different read where you have to discover the business-relate? Yes, it’s a bit irreverent, and a bit sarcastic. (I’ll give you some possible ones.) IKR
If it’s stupid but works, is it stupid? (see Occam’s Razor: The simplest explanation is passed over for one more complex. So it could still be stupid.)
Don’t corner something meaner than you. (Sun Tso – Pick Your Battles wisely.)
No single rain raindrop believes it is the blame for the flood. (Misery loves company. Try spreading the blame.)
My mother says the older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana. Betty White.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away in their shoes and you have their shoes. Jack Handey
(Are you Ready Fire Aim or Ready Aim Fire and how many pairs of shoes are in your closet?)
They say Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
I’m not superstitious, but I am, a little stitious. Steve Carrell (??)
Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring…How to build a boat. Steven Wright (First things first.)
“Truth hurts. Maybe not so much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts”. Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 ½. (Maybe “Look Before You Leap.”)
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. (OK I need more paper for this one.)
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” Graham Norton (How about Planning, Investing in people, etc., etc.)
Here’s something to think about. How come you never read a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Or, you become a great Supv without being good at developing the talent in your staff?)
“I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.” Anon (Will this be among your legacy of traits and characteristics?)